Monday, July 14, 2014

How To Effectively Become A Crazy Cat Lady

By Coleen Torres


You have just been out of a failed relationship. You seem to be real unlucky with matters of the heart. You have decided to actually give up on that and focus your energy into things that are going to be less stressful, but are more rewarding. You guessed it. You need a pet. What better choice would be than to get cats.

You have always identified yourself with cats though so you have decided to get some. You have been hearing about the ever poked fund at crazy cat lady and this seems to be a really good idea for footsteps to follow. It might actually be fun filling on the descriptions on how you can be one.

Stop dating. Entirely. You would want to make sure that your life is going to be dedicated to your cats. Moving forward. So, you do not really need a man in your life. All you need are cats and their constant need for attention and you are all set. Also, you should at least have 5 cats to take care of.

You should start adopting cats too. You should never really say no whenever there are strays that walk in on your porch, these are furry friends after all. They should be reared well and be adopted into your home. Take them to the vet, by the way. They need their shots. Include their food in next month's bill too.

You can never really consider yourself as the cat-lover that you are unless you get to have a sizable collection stuff related to cats. This can range from shirts with cats on them slippers, pajamas. Why, you can even choose to have one room in your home dedicated to feline designs.

Never pass on the opportunity to get anything and everything that will have cats plastered on them. You can be seen wearing accessories made from the feline species to. This just goes to show how dedicated you are to your furry house mates.

Do wait until you have to get the daily routine cleaning done. Considering the number of cats that you will then own. You are going to need to have a lot of litter boxes for each of them. You are expected to get some daily poop scooping as part of ritual too. You would not want your home to smell like cat pop, after all.

One of the good things about having kitties around is that they can effectively help sooth you. If getting a wink is something that you seem to have issues of, then grab a kitty to bed. The gentle sounds of his purring will definitely help lull you to kitty dream land.

Neck cricks, back pains, such other inconvenience are part of the things that you experience every time you go to sleep too. Why, kitties take a maximum part of the bed, after all. So, you would rather stretch and curl up into all sorts of bizarre positions just so you would not disturb them as they sleep.

To complete the scene, you have to talk about your pets a lot. In fact, all the time. Your life will now revolve around them. It just makes sense that they would be the fondest topics for you. Also, it would not be a surprise of your social network accounts are plastered with their pictures.




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